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Weapon Demotivational Poster

BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.


TAGS: airforce military weapon bomb
Rating: 4.92/5

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ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:06 pm
You're coming in 5x5.

SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning

ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .

TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...

THE SUBMARINE - The single, most powerful and most capable mobile weapons platform you will never see. Until it's too late.

TAGS: navy submarines weapons sea ocean
Rating: 4.65/5

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RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:55 am
Heh! Figure the odds! :):)
Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:22 pm
Not if you paint it yellow and come on over to live in it.


TAGS: acme real weapons company
Rating: 4.62/5

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falloutghoul - April 4, 2013, 7:52 am
Meep! Meep! *Raspberry* *Speeds Away*


TAGS: guns weapons
Rating: 4.31/5

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sear3489 - May 4, 2011, 10:14 pm
what about cheese
Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:45 pm

add bacon and you have paradise. :)

9MM - One size fits all

AN UGLY WOMAN - Just in case the shotguns jam, and the dog runs off with your hammer.


TAGS: jack danies weapons mass destruction
Rating: 4.51/5

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BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 7:37 pm
That trips my trigger 5L
Budog - December 13, 2011, 8:48 pm
It would all depend on how intoxicated one gets...
falloutghoul - December 13, 2011, 8:29 pm
I thought they were weapons of mass intoxication.

Exotic weapons -

TAGS: army knife weapons
Rating: 2.37/5
moi - July 24, 2008, 12:51 am
i thought it was an awesome butter knife


TAGS: weapons amis
Rating: 4.88/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:17 pm
A toll atoll ayatolla.
MPsniper - December 4, 2011, 8:38 pm
indeed so


Things have Escalated -

TAGS: chemical weapons mace mailman escalated
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 4:59 pm
5 LOLs
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 6:49 pm

Fantastic graphic!! 5LLLLLs from both my dogs!~
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 5:44 pm
5Luv it!


TAGS: weapons soldiers patton
Rating: 4.4/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:43 pm
Except the winners!
forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:12 am
No one wins IMO...

NECCESSITY - “Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.” -George Herbert- Guns and ammo don't hurt either.

TAGS: army military guns weapon
Rating: 4.5/5

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whenangelsfall - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm
Ah damn.. can I repost that? It was posted at 2 a.m.. I feel pretty special right now.... fail
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:26 am
When you go to battle in the Motifake Wars, be sure you carry a dictionary..it's a mandatory necessity

IS THERE - no end to this?

TAGS: weapons of math instruction
Rating: 3.92/5

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pitbull - January 6, 2010, 6:32 pm
nice comment spacedog 5L's
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 6:04 pm
I'm certain he'll hang from the hypotenuse. 5Ls.
Derek - January 6, 2010, 5:33 pm
Fantastic! :})

OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match

TAGS: now throw in some weapons and watch the fun
Rating: 3.32/5

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iamjet - October 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
"If the Government only realized what reserve force is being wasted, they would make use of it and give Indians the opportunity of a thorough training for actual warfare." -Mahatma Gandhi
KDP3 - October 8, 2009, 1:40 am
Sending this to my pacifist cousin.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:34 pm
Anti-Ghandi = 1

I HAVE A CANNON - Bring it on.

TAGS: cannon gun facepalm funny weapon
Rating: 4.56/5

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dslohand - September 8, 2012, 11:19 pm
I guess size does matter....probibly lol
RetiredUSNChief - September 6, 2012, 1:45 am
Heh! Bring it on! The cannon needs water to work, anyway! If you want to see it being tested right after I built it, look up "carbide pirate cannon" on youtube.
Sean - September 6, 2012, 1:10 am
Uhm, yeaaahhh. The "***" are where the t-a-p was. I mean, it's not like I said "papwater" cuz that would be gross.
Sean - September 6, 2012, 1:07 am
Oops. Uhmm, Mods. Hey Mods!!! I think that big mean ruffian fella just threatened me. Do something! Oh, and by the W, my supersoaker ... it's filled with UNFILTERED TAP WATER.
RetiredUSNChief - September 6, 2012, 12:58 am
Oh, I have a clue, since I built it. :):) It reloads in seconds! Bring your supersoaker...we'll make it a party!
Sean - September 6, 2012, 12:49 am
You have an EMPTY canon and nary a clue how to reload it. Me and my supersoaker will be right over, Dorathy!

ITUNES - Now used for missiles and weapons.

TAGS: itunes weapons
Rating: 4/5

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Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 10:23 pm
XD wtf?

KILLER CAT - You think you can steal my yarn!?!?


TAGS: lethal weapon ice t
Rating: 4.88/5

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Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:47 pm
5 foods for thought, Verdeckt!
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:29 pm

...and fav'd again. sweet stuff ver!


TAGS: breast weaponry
Rating: 3.82/5

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Kristie - February 2, 2012, 9:10 pm
Goes to show that the alcohol dulls braincells, if she would have thinking clearly she would have thrown donuts with the other hand. They may not have arrested her if she had.

YOU SUCK - '03? Learn your weapons, please.

TAGS: m4 weapons stupid
Rating: 2.52/5

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Joeythearm - January 23, 2011, 9:21 pm
M4 carbine has been around since the late 70's ya moron
giggety goooooooo - June 11, 2009, 12:48 pm
I think he meant the start of the war slick....
nathan yeo - October 24, 2008, 3:56 pm
That is a m-4 yes its a 203 gernade launcher but it sure aint an m-16


WOO HOO OR DAMN IT? - It's a love/hate relationship in racing with this thing.

TAGS: super mario kart red turtle shell koopa deadly weapon racing
Rating: 1.85/5

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Benlulz - October 1, 2010, 10:30 am
Oh i get it, but i had to read it for like 5 times before i did which makes it a 1L
Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 10:10 am
<<< agrees with eugene XD omg....just noticed something else about this page XD the truffle shuffle and a dancing rainbow dino as avatars XD
Eugene - August 21, 2009, 1:57 am
Woo hoo that you get it... Damn it when it turns to early and hits a wall or when they throw all three in perfect timing and all three hit you.
... - July 1, 2009, 12:42 pm
You obviously aren't a fan of Mario Kart then.
Fatty - January 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
I don't get it...

Captain Obvious -

TAGS: captain obvious guns weapons fbi
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:04 pm
They thought his business license said GUM shop? LOL! LUV this, JW! Thanks for sharing the find! 5L!
EmilioDumphque - November 14, 2015, 4:15 pm
Small plane hits mausoleum, bodies still being found.

SEDUCTION - The fine art of making men drool

TAGS: women men weapons
Rating: 4.91/5

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marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:55 pm
Clever, like it 5L
Peso - January 26, 2011, 11:16 pm
Awesome pic and idea, but I would have gone with something like "the fine art of getting out of your day job".


HEY JESS - Don't you hate the new school policy about handing in our weapons before class ?


TAGS: big weapons
Rating: 2.88/5

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Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:52 pm


ZEROING YOUR WEAPON - Two clicks to the left, one up and you'll be fine

WEAPONS KNOWLEDGE - You don't have it

TAGS: ak47 war weapons m16
Rating: 2.5/5

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Purity - March 31, 2009, 11:22 pm
You both lose the joke. -1 internets. See, to get the joke you gotta tunnel something like "SILLY That's an MP-5"
HGCaboose - January 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
The dumb piece of shit that thought that was an AK-47 should get an ACTUAL AK-47, and blow their fucking brains all over the wall



TAGS: inception bj funny imagination weapon
Rating: 4.7/5

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FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 10:36 am
5 kleenex wipes for you sir!!
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 4:04 pm
migdal - October 10, 2010, 11:45 am
my kind of weapon too
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:03 am

Silent weapons -


ROCKET PROPELLED CHAINSAW - Single handedly the most amsome weapon in the world

TAGS: weapons
Rating: 3.09/5

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Eugene - August 21, 2009, 1:48 am
and all you have to do to reload is find it pick it back up.And put it back inside

NUKES - When you just dont care anymore.

WEAPON X PROGRAM - They are doing it wrong

TAGS: xmen wolverine weapon x
Rating: 3/5

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TigerKid - April 19, 2009, 11:36 pm
What the hell are they doing to that kid?

F-15 & FF-22 -

TAGS: f 15 ff 22 weapons usa oh yeah
Rating: 2.95/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 10:03 pm
Big fuckin' deal jupiter monkey. What the hell does that have to do with you and your "Do you want fries with that?" existence on this planet?
jupiter monkey - August 28, 2009, 6:59 pm
This picture just serves as one more reminder that the U.S. can beat the living SHIT out of any country we fight.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:13 am
I think if I see either coming at me, I am running and screaming. Starscream or Skywarp would still make me pee my upside-down turban.
agent k - July 10, 2009, 8:54 am
Fuckin A Right!!
leeebling - July 10, 2009, 5:18 am
Fuck Yeah!! Wooh America!! Yeah!!
kerkpyrrus - July 10, 2009, 4:47 am
and the old gal can still kick 99% of the oppositions arse!

CURRENCY FAIL - That's 79800 YENS. That's like 840 USD. But still it's over nint thousand.

CK5 BAN HAMMER - Precision Attitude Ajustment Tool

REDNECKS - Weapons of Mass Dysfunction.

IT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND - He don't like you.

Weapons -

TAGS: weapon thong
Rating: 2.5/5

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Zero - May 18, 2009, 7:55 pm
that is a glock 9mm, the girl is extremely small
lawl. - September 15, 2008, 5:50 pm
is that a really small girl or a BFG?

YOU'RE RIGHT! - It takes violence, weapons, and psychological warfare!

TAGS: liberals war terror bush president violence weapons
Rating: 2.47/5

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barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:44 pm
Fighting for peace. It's like fucking for virginity.

PSSST LIL' WAYNE - Da police don't just pull over a tour bus, without exigent cirumstances! Your Agent tipped them off for the publicity.


TAGS: ballin gangsta douch money weapons
Rating: 4.5/5

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Oldsod - May 19, 2014, 9:31 pm
You sure it ain't the change from the purchase of those sa-weeeet Airsoft guns?



SADISM - Man's Inhumanity to Man

ICE CICLES - One weapon CSI never thought of.

TAGS: ice cicle csi weapon
Rating: 2.38/5

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R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 10:48 am
Actually they thought of it in the very first season of CSI, turned out it wasn't an "icicle", but they thought of it. Then found evidence to support a different weapon. Nice try though. And spellcheck is your friend, don't ignore your friend.
Derek - February 17, 2010, 8:34 pm
...but many detective stories have. "Ice Cicles" - one spelling the dictionary never thought of.

WARNING:WEAR SAFTEY GLASSES - WELCOME WE: save ammo by any means necessary CAUTION: wear PPE upon entrance

NERDS - Because human sexuality needs cannon fodder too.

BOOT CAMP - For the gifted

Stress -

Aim High -

Priorities -

Compensation -

TAGS: compensation guns weapon penis
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 20, 2015, 3:11 am
Size and caliber DO matter! LOL! 5L, JW!

BAD BOYS - The real reason fathers carry guns.

If they outlaw guns, can we use swords? -

TAGS: archaic weapons
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 9, 2015, 12:45 am
Swords are good. I, however, prefer mice, honey and feathers. The screaming - the screaming - oh, so gratifying.