Weapon Demotivational Poster
BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.
DOUBLE TAP... -
SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning
ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .
THE SUBMARINE - The single, most powerful and most capable mobile weapons platform you will never see. Until it's too late.
9MM - One size fits all
AN UGLY WOMAN - Just in case the shotguns jam, and the dog runs off with your hammer.
JACK DANIELS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION -
Exotic weapons -
NUKE THE WHALES -
BE HAPPY -
Things have Escalated -
NECCESSITY - “Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.” -George Herbert- Guns and ammo don't hurt either.
IS THERE - no end to this?
OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match
I HAVE A CANNON - Bring it on.
ITUNES - Now used for missiles and weapons.
KILLER CAT - You think you can steal my yarn!?!?
WAR OF IDEA -
SHE'S PACKING -
YOU SUCK - '03? Learn your weapons, please.
PIRATE HOLIDAY CRUISE -
WOO HOO OR DAMN IT? - It's a love/hate relationship in racing with this thing.
Captain Obvious -
SEDUCTION - The fine art of making men drool
CHICKS WITH WEAPONS... -
HEY JESS - Don't you hate the new school policy about handing in our weapons before class ?
HEAVY WEAPONS -
ZEROING YOUR WEAPON - Two clicks to the left, one up and you'll be fine
WEAPONS KNOWLEDGE - You don't have it
Silent weapons -
LAUGH NOW -
ROCKET PROPELLED CHAINSAW - Single handedly the most amsome weapon in the world
NUKES - When you just dont care anymore.
WEAPON X PROGRAM - They are doing it wrong
F-15 & FF-22 -
CURRENCY FAIL - That's 79800 YENS. That's like 840 USD. But still it's over nint thousand.
CK5 BAN HAMMER - Precision Attitude Ajustment Tool
REDNECKS - Weapons of Mass Dysfunction.
IT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND - He don't like you.
YOU'RE RIGHT! - It takes violence, weapons, and psychological warfare!
PSSST LIL' WAYNE - Da police don't just pull over a tour bus, without exigent cirumstances! Your Agent tipped them off for the publicity.
THIS GUY -
SADISM - Man's Inhumanity to Man
ICE CICLES - One weapon CSI never thought of.
WARNING:WEAR SAFTEY GLASSES - WELCOME WE: save ammo by any means necessary CAUTION: wear PPE upon entrance
NERDS - Because human sexuality needs cannon fodder too.
BOOT CAMP - For the gifted
Aim High -
BAD BOYS - The real reason fathers carry guns.
If they outlaw guns, can we use swords? -